Tuesday, March 15, 2005

Incredible disentegrating pantyhose

from We Hate Curvy Girls International:
"because fashion should hurt...or at least depress you."

I swear.....by the time I leave this office, my hose are going to be dangling from my legs in shreds. I have at least two holes and a run in them. Why oh why must my piggy bank and I be tortured by hose that lasts less than eight hours? Why??? You know, you try to do the professional business attire thing and it just smacks you upside the head. (It's a combo of black with pink pin stripes skirt suit, black shoes with pink stitching, and hot pink sweater today. Yep, the cute librarian look. Glasses too. Heehee!)

It's "Elena's Fashion Campaign to Become Editor--->Dress the Part."

I'll let you know how that turns out.

Meanwhile I'm off to find some sugar. I'm startin' to twitch. I hate being on shots.

Thursday, March 03, 2005

Swiss Cake Roll of a Movie: _50 First Dates_

Just as the snack cake analogy suggests, this movie has less nutritional value than say, The Passion of the Christ, but it tastes oh so good!

Adam Sandler plays Henry Roth, a Hawaiian veterinarian working at an aquarium who is notorious for sleeping around with female tourists and then ditching them with a cleverly-devised excuse. Rob Schneider dons self-tanner, a ponytail, and some kinda odd accent and plays Adam's sidekick, Ula, aka Idiot #1 in the movie. Ula lives vicariously through Adam's exploits, having a "boring" life himself with five kids and an oversized wife.

Drew Barrymore is the endearing Lucy, who's suffering from short-term memory damage from an auto accident, which means that she wakes up every morning thinking it is the October day when her vehicle hit the tree.

Her dad and brother (played by Sean Astin with an annoying lisp and presence of mesh tank tops over bulging muscles; this is Idiot #2) try to keep things as normal and even keeled as possible.

Henry meets Lucy in the cafe at which she eats breakfast every day. The chemistry is nice, comfortable, fun...with a bit of sparkle. Henry does eventually find out Lucy's "problem," and he puts into action a crazy, creative plan to win her heart anew every day.

The addition of Henry in Lucy's life throws a monkey wrench into their daily routines. Is the monkey wrench a good thing?

I'd spoil the movie for you if I gave away the rest. Listing the wonderful things to "learn" will suffice:
* Love worth having is love worth working for.
* Obstacles are not impossible to overcome, with hard work.
* Faithfulness and loyalty are sexy too.
* A life lived in fear is a life half lived. (polka-dotted scarf wave to Strictly Ballroom)
* Love can come in a quirky package and still be wonderful.
* Humor goes a long way.
* Sometimes what we think is the right and best thing to do turns out not to be the best thing to do. (Hmm...although that verges on situation ethics. Ergh...)

It's a cute movie. And makes the girls go, "Oh, a guy who would do all that! Wow..." Yeah, it's a chick flick. But hey, watch it with your woman, guys, and I'm sure she'll reward ya good!

three and a half polka dots

E.

Survey and Contest: Like Peas 'n' Carrots

Survey:
What two things commonly linked together is your favorite pairing?


Contest:
What two things should be paired together?

Contest Criteria: Creativity and what makes me laugh
Contest Prize: a paper clip bedecked fake ficus tree for your decorating pleasure

Tuesday, March 01, 2005

My Dad's a Hero Again

Dad is facing several dilemmas involving a friend, and when it was suggested that he make a promise to this friend but then break it or change his plans at the last minute, Dad said, "No, my word means something."

It's amazing, wonderful, cool...wow...to discover what a man of integrity my father is. Oh, that I had gotten to know him better when I was young. But my heart was hurting and so distrustful then. Now I realize that he was trying to teach me so much but I wanted so badly what I thought he wasn't giving, that I refused to submit to him and be teachable.

May you or the man or men you know be ever becoming more and more men of honor!