My friend MamaJR reports the latest in the squirrel saga:
"Here's the e-mail our car insurance company sent us."
GEICO General Insurance Company
October 10, 2005
Dear [Mr. Bulldog Fan]:
Thank you for your Internet request.
I apologize for any confusion. Comprehensive coverage would cover damage caused by the collision of your vehicle with an animal. You would actually have to collide with the animal in order for the damages to be covered.
I apologize for any inconvenience we may have caused you. Please let me know if I can be of further assistance.
Thank you for using GEICO's on-line services! We appreciate your business and hope you have a great day!
[Ms. GEICO Employee]
MamaJR says: Just let me at them, I'll be happy to collide with the squirrels!