I'm not quite as quick as Pink Kitty in posting contest results. Sorry for the delay, folks!
Drumroll, please! *dudududududududududrrrrrrrrrrrr*
Winner of the paper clip bedecked, potted fake ficus tree: Res Ispa for "John Kerry and Defeat" (True dat!)
Runner-up: digitalcowboy for "Me and you?" ('cause that was just cute)
3rd Place: JACIII for the poetic combinations
Congrats! Thanks to all for playing.